gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 26, 2024

Concord Tax

The price increase of PlayStation 5 consoles, games, and accessories in mid-2024 following the $400 million failure of Concord.

Q: Why does the PS5 Pro cost $700 with no disc drive?
A: The Concord tax.

by CtrlAlt_Games September 27, 2024

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.

I moved here 2 years ago and I’m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years

by G-ness March 01, 2025

Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.

'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018