When a homosexual male defacates in the morning after homosexual intercourse. The residue from his partner is on top of his stool and is white in colour.
When Roger looked in the toilet after a crap he noticed a snowcapped turd, he then knew that Arthur hadn't worn a condom like he said.
by FastRobbie October 1, 2007
Get the snowcapped turdmug. A person who is so obsessed with watching the video game dedicated show X-Play that they cannot, in any way, accept the fact that it has many flaws and that there are much better video game related shows.
Q: "Stop being such an X-Turd. You know that show sucks, right?"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
by 8======D~ January 19, 2010
Get the X-Turdmug. Earth Turds are more commonly known as potatoes, yams or any other turd-like food which grows underground.
by Booduh December 21, 2006
Get the Earth Turdsmug. A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010
Get the Turd Balloonmug. by tamben November 11, 2018
Get the Queen Turdmug. I needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so I just kept farting instead. "Hey dude quit burning turds over there."
by girl friday and right hand man December 17, 2008
Get the burning turdsmug. by lollllipop July 14, 2011
Get the turd dickmug.