eddie-housed

Very drunk.

Dog, I was so Eddie-Housed after guzzling those Dan-Dans that I chinblasted that Jag!!!

by ihatejags January 29, 2009

Mood House

A house where you are in a good mood.

Man this mood house is making me toot!

by George Richards May 27, 2011

house crowns

(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.

( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.

by Snark Chariot August 26, 2014

House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating

*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*

by RyKni October 31, 2012

Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.

She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.

by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016

House orgy

When at least 2 players of each team in a game during an in-house hockey league lose an edge all at once and run into eachother, lay on the ice wondering if they "hit" someone, and getting back up to perform some wicked house kovy snipes. But when travel players watch, they lol and chant "house orgy"

House player- "Dude i just rocked 3 guys!"
Other house player- "I saw dat! u r lieek gorge laroqs!1!!"

AAA player watching- "Hahahahaha hey rick come look at this, the house players ran into each other, its a house orgy!"

by Keystone Dangles July 22, 2010

clapboard house

A slump trap house u might find out in a place like Tacoma or down past tha bay..

"Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"

by Z.L. March 28, 2008