by Autumnisveryreal October 13, 2021
Get the Tim flemingmug. A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. Tim is a big eye-maker and always pissed off because of his girlfriend, but he is not able to speak up because he is a simp.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.
"Watch out - Auge ballert"
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."
by TheCapybara November 22, 2021
Get the Timmug. The act of Oral sex committed in the washroom of the well known Canadian fast food chain Tim Hortons .
Friend A "So what kind of stuff were you and Becky doing on the weekend eh?"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"
by Real Canadian69 November 10, 2019
Get the Nibbling the Tim-Bitsmug. A frog jockey from Edenhope
by PaperScissorsRock August 18, 2023
Get the Tim Duboismug. A super handsome dude. Girls want to be with him, dudes want to be him. Looks good in a suit but still is very punk rock. Is making me watch a ZZ Top documentary right now.
by Phantom DarkMonkey September 6, 2020
Get the Tim A.mug. Tim.
by mcmuffintime November 21, 2021
Get the Timmug.