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national kids day

a day to do WHATEVER we want !!! May18
by Dodo Brown June 5, 2018
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National cheat day

The day where your allowed to cheat on anything
“Why are you cheating on the test?”

“It’s nov 9 national cheat day !”
by Akeihrabb November 8, 2019
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National Fingering Day

On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off

Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you

Julianna: Ewww why

Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today

Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
by Annoymous Person April 11, 2019
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national rat day

by Pooooodge April 11, 2019
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National Head Day

The day in which your significant other or someone u find on the street sucks ur golf balls through ur garden hose
Dude it national head day bro. Boutta get my soul sucked
by BigDickRex44 April 18, 2019
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National Libra day!

Every day is national Libra day! Libras are awesome, cute, funny, and soooo much more! Libras are born between September 23 and October 23!! NEVER LOSE A LIBRA!! Libras are good with scorpios! Scorpio and Libras are amazing!
We can just say Libras are the best zodiac! Prove me wrong! IMPOSSIBLE!! If a libra claps slowly or gives you a death stare RUN!!!
Person: Are you a libra?
Libra: Yes! How did you know?
Person: Because a libra is amazing, cute, and funny!
Libra: Wow thanks!
Person: Ima Scorpio!
Libra: That's awesome let's be friends!!
Person: AGREED!

Everyday is national Libra day!
by Smartgal333 March 17, 2021
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6 Nations Ellis

This foul creature comes out once a year at the beginning of February. Once he has finished thawing from his winter hibernation he recalls as many facts about the Wales National Rugby team as he can and regurgitates them into the world.

He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.

What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
"Oh shit, 6 Nations Ellis is back..."

"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
by NotWelsh January 24, 2013
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