Damp Papertowel

SUS

Yo man that was pretty damp papertowel

by G-SLayer August 18, 2021

geography paper

A map

Do you have a geography paper? I need to use the map

by Kairab's foot October 5, 2021

Brown Paper

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘caper’.

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.

by Canny linguist February 23, 2022

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

hotel paper

Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.

Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.

by RHPSBill September 1, 2022

Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)

Hey can you hook me up with some magic paper?

by Raco_ February 9, 2023

Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.

Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023