puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning

Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.

by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022

puppying

when you go to a party then only hang out with one person and follow them around the whole night

Kate: Hey, Ashley, you know I love you, but you can’t just puppy me the whole night tonight because I need to get Aaron alone.

Katherine: Hey, I don’t know anyone going tonight. You good with puppying each other?
Lyn: Totally. That’s what I was planning on.

by katsiecutsie June 26, 2019

raw puppy

When you raw dog an underage girl

"yo i raw dogged that girl so hard last night"
"bro...she's 17... you raw puppy'd her"

by haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz June 26, 2019

mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.

'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"

by ayylamo August 21, 2016

Flush Puppy

when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.

did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.

by brown boy ni66a July 26, 2010

Puppy Drugs

Puppy drugs is the first ever sort of weed to get you higher than god.

It's a rival to the weed of Brady's. PuppyDrugs, that shit makes you higher than god.

Person 1: OI FAM I JUST USED PUPPY DRUGS
Person 2: HAHA LOSER I GOT BRADY'S W33333D
Person 1: O SHI

by PuppyDrugLover123 September 9, 2018