puppy sweep

When you hook up with someone much younger than you for the plot.

Hey, did you hear about Kim’s puppy sweep last weekend?

by jamarcus522 January 23, 2024

beatboxing puppy

A tiny puppy who has the ability to beatbox like an adult human.

Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?

(beatboxing ensues)

by iBrokeMyGlasses January 29, 2024

screaming puppy

The kind of person who sets alarms to wake them ion the middle of the night so that they can spend iTunes vouchers in idle games.

Damm that’s one screaming puppy

by Echgoddess December 14, 2022

Hush Puppies

When a person sends their titty pics to another person on the down low.

"I feel kind of bad, but take a look at this - Tom's wife sent me some hush puppies!"

by johnsonbig January 7, 2023

Swamp puppy

A non-aggressive American alligator or crocodile, often found in the Everglades. Swamp puppies are usually found in the water, swimming around, chilling below the surface, and being peaceful lizard bois.

“Hey guys, I’m in the Florida Everglades and I just found this huge swamp puppy. Isn’t he cute?”

by soda drink December 12, 2023

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

No puppy

I don’t love you

Can I have a puppy.
No puppy, or I don’t love you

by carinsainest July 21, 2023