paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022

paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

by paper eater September 19, 2022

Paper Person

Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)

Boyinaband is such a paper person

by omenus November 29, 2022

papercut

The most painful thing a living thing can ever experience.

Fred: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA DIE I JUST GOT A PAPERCUT

John: You'll be fi-

John: Holy shit.

by plantification December 1, 2022

Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

paeraphysics

1. The science which explains something using the laws of physics, that are not supposed to be explained using the laws of physics

2. The phenomenon of explaining something using the laws of physics though not being explicable mathematically

"Paeraphysicists discover new phenomenon and develop new theories generally after being deprived of proper sleep for weeks",

- a paeraphysicist (2023), after being sleep-deprived for 3 days.

"Paeraphysics is a cool branch of mathematics",
- aforementioned paeraphysicist (2023), after being sleep-deprived for additional 4 days.

by a_bin_a April 17, 2023

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023