Hayden

Idiot, stupid, dumb, or gay

You're such a Hayden

by viviwheels December 10, 2025

HAYDEN

a normal dude who is gay

wow you are so hayden

by ILIKELUCAS December 17, 2025

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Josh hayday

a pure Mexican cunt, who doesn't know when to close his semen filled, burrito eating face and gets boned regularly by horny african men riding ostriches.

that mexican is a josh hayday

by Deathswing Harbinger May 30, 2013

aj haynes

The type of guy that gives his attention to a girl he really likes but theres always an ex making him fall back often tall with nice eyes and a good personality. If he once told u he liked u believe because he ment it!

Aj will often always go back to the past instead of moving foward with something new. Ever kissed a haynes man ? Well now he cant get u out his mind becarful because hes very flip flopy

Hey aj haynes

Whats up with the new girl
Shes amazing but shes just not to caring
*message from ex * hi

Do u like her

My ex? Yea shes great

by randomtopics September 25, 2013

shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017