smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

baby gravy

when you shoot you load in her mouth and she hates it

I know how much she hates taking my baby gravy

by castnblast June 27, 2024

Johns Gravy

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy

Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left

by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022

Greasy Gravy

Greasy Gravy is gravy that is not greasy.

Hey mom?
"Yeah"
Can we have Greasy gravy?
"Where poor Johnathan"
oh...

by Yeth68419 March 24, 2021

Breakfast Gravy

Ejaculate coming from an erection in the morning (morning wood)

Did you give her that breakfast gravy?

by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020