Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021

by Evan..aft0n_rp May 16, 2022

A certain individual who is famous in the Roblox community and allied with an individual named "Calin Madi" for their 23 subscriber special.
by jban12 August 21, 2024

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.
by Grxztify August 4, 2022

An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.
by Yeet or die October 17, 2019

he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.
by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023
