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Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
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satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025
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International Blowjob Day!

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).
Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU
by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025
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Carolina Blowjob

When ones partner consumes a Carolina reaper before giving a blowjob. The heat slowly builds until your dick is red and flaming hot eventually leading to an extremely intense bj that you and your partner will never forget.
Dang dude, you got a Carolina blowjob that's intense.
by el KTR January 25, 2021
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Joshane-blowjobs

This is a blowjob invented by Joshane Emmanuel Asis. it involves blowjobbing the joshane way.
Lets do this joshane-blowjobs!
by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 10, 2024
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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.
Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."
by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019
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