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Keep it on the J-Lo

A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.
Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.
by Professor H.G. November 27, 2024
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Lo

Yo lo
by 4t5 November 28, 2024
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Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
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Los day

A special day for a good boy. Celebrated on June 17th, call your twink friend a good boy!!
Did you hear it was Los day?
I did, good boy!
by ;johundssaZx June 17, 2025
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Lo Lord

Someone who likes toes in their mouth. Used in BDSM.
by BigDyke June 26, 2025
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Lo Lord

"summer thinks lydia is really cool. she's likeeee the youngest person ever she's such a lo lord"
by user694742048838 June 26, 2025
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