A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'
When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"
by Powerpasser December 15, 2017
Get the Romeo Capulet namemug. Definitely a shining star. Usually dark undertones but sparkles in the sun. And Orel usually is extremely goofy and knows how to stand up to people. Her giggly personality makes her stand out in a group of basic white girls and even her friend group. Orels know how to make a group chat fun and will block whoever pisses her off. SHE IS A GODDESS AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL HER OTHERWISE!!
by Sup_kids May 10, 2020
Get the Orel (girls name)mug. You are most likely ( well 85%) not being able to marry a person or wont love with their first letter of surname or English name, same with you.
by DefinationMan October 21, 2020
Get the Same Name Theorymug. by Sittimemes January 10, 2019
Get the My name intarsmug. When someone tries to define a name, usually a common name, with the characteristics of a single individual with that name that they know. The associations attempted are usually, to use a scientific description, dogshit. It is also likely the one making the name association is one of two things: 1) a passive-aggressive little bitch trying to smear a rival, 2) a sycophantic simp that doesn't have the courage to tell their crush how they feel.
"I looked up my name on UrbanDictionary, it said I'm an asshole and misogynistic."
"Have you been on any bad dates recently?"
"I took Samantha out but she was on her phone the entire time barely talking, so I ditched her at the table and left her with the bill after she ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
"Sounds like she's trying to give you a shit name association."
"Have you been on any bad dates recently?"
"I took Samantha out but she was on her phone the entire time barely talking, so I ditched her at the table and left her with the bill after she ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
"Sounds like she's trying to give you a shit name association."
by jovinyo April 3, 2022
Get the shit name associationmug. Used as a response to confusing or odd situations. Similar to China Fax, but with less potency. Other versions are: What in the name of Jah?, What in the good world of Jah Jesus?, etc.
Person 1: Yo you want to eat some bat soup? I have some left from yesterday.
Person 2: What in Jah's name?
Person 2: What in Jah's name?
by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021
Get the What in Jah's name?mug. by thephineasnferbfan2020 July 28, 2020
Get the my name is doofmug.