im gay as shit

someone who is way to gay to live in a normal word.

"omg bro im gay as shit, let me go home"

by Tododeku? May 26, 2020

i ain’t shit

when a person know that they ain’t shit

I was playing around with this boy and hurt his feelings i ain’t shit

by aintshit2018 April 3, 2018

eat that mule shit

A response when you have no other come backs

Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"

by Terry Young February 18, 2003

Shit stained keyboard

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

WorthLess Piece of Shit!

Something worse than a piece of shit!

A piece of shit with absolutely no value!

The lowest position you can have in a society!

You see that homo? He is a worthless piece of shit!

by fat_dough_fucker January 29, 2009

fucked up shit

To have ones shit fucked up

After losing to TROGDOR Billy was depressed to the point of suicide. TROGDOR Fucked billy's shit up.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

Shit-Stained Balls

When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.

"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.

by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011