Me When

Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When

by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

Can you send me money

I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest

Can you send me money, UD Jews?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 13, 2021

me

everyone who isn’t me can actually shut their mouths, i’m the one and only. #edgelordswin

i am the coolest, only me

by lesbeau March 21, 2022

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021

Root me

Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’

Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!

by Miss.Mae April 05, 2022

Leave me alone

This is to everyone in my class, leave me alone and stop finding my social media account. Thank you!

To everyone in my class, leave me alone.

by Hehe.hehaw December 06, 2022

unit on me

My fit bearded man can unit on me

He is so hot he could unit on me and in me

by pusssss February 16, 2024