Zoe

A girl who doesn’t necessarily realize how perfect she is. Without her, life wouldn’t be as fun or as enjoyable as it is. She is one of the main reasons why my Earth still spins. She may be short but, her heart is big and tall. She dislikes when people say “Zo” when it is clearly “Zoey.” She loves TV Girl. She is one of the only people who have successfully been in a trio. She doesn’t understand that so many people are proud of her. She’s a brunette with wavy hair. Which is perfect when she lets it air dry. Zoe, if you could see what you mean to us.

Zoe is a good friend.

by ImARaeOfSunsHine May 18, 2025

Zoe plant

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.

This zoe plant bitch bit my dick off!

by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025

Zoe

a mommy dommy that makes chicken nuggets and is jealous all the time

"That girl is such a ZOE"

by BearBoy1 May 18, 2024

Zoe-seccsual

1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.

The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.

by Batterybob February 9, 2024

Zoe S

Zoe - The most badass person you're ever going to meet.

Zoe's are kind, beautiful, smart, and hella badass. They protect everyone they love, and aren't shy to kick-ass if it means defending her friends. Getting to know a Zoe is probably one of the luckiest things you'll ever do in your ENTIRE LIFE. If you think they're naive and innocent.... HAHHAHAHAHHA ur epically WRONG. They know ALL the gossip (most of it being incredibly jUiCy) and can (will) cuss you out if you deserve it.

To all the Zoe's reading this, you are so loved by everyone out there in the world, and will continue to be loved.

Woah, is that super hot girl a Zoe S.? She's so HOT GODDAMN IT'S LIKE I'M BURNING IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL

by Dokja the Ugly King March 2, 2024

Zoe

The rudest most boring girl anyone has every met, she won’t crack a smile, she won’t laugh, if you tell her something funny she’ll give you a weird look and judge you, the only thing she does is talk about her boyfriend which in fact no one cares about.

Me: Hey Zoe wanna hear a joke?
Zoe: ……

by Beautiful poison tree. March 5, 2024

Zoe Syndrome

A word to describe when someone says something completely out of the blue or randomly during a conversation, to the point where it has no actual importance to the current conversation. It stands for "Zoning Out of Exchange."

You: "Yeah I hate pineapples on pizza"
Person: "Pineapple are actually pretty good."
You: "Really? Why do you thi-"
"ZOE": "stupid cat"
Person: "Are they okay?"
You: "Yes, it's just zoe syndrome."

by Kayla Licorne March 7, 2024