las vegas left turn

When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.

Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.

by bush did 911 March 20, 2022

Turn Them Off The Idea

To turn someone off an idea when it’s so horrendously bad by explaining their own idea to them.

Ben Watts: I'm turn them off the idea.
Riley Stokes: I love Bunnies!
Ben Watts: That doesn’t mean you need to breed them!

by Tahyari January 28, 2022

turn into CHEESE

Do it.

He will bite your ass and you'll turn into CHEESE

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

shi-turn

When the next turn is already deemed bad, or shitty, or when the remaining turns are bad options

Who's shi-turn is next?

by Cartmanshaout November 1, 2021

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021