What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

relationships

yin yang twin, adam and eve, punk/assbitch, bo(opposite sex) of a ho or hobo, motherfucker, and lady and the tramp. ken and barbie were siblings

your relationships are not going well.

by bushlight May 28, 2018

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

Relationship -

A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.

A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.

A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."

B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"

by Patpatcat :3 August 16, 2017

Relationship

Two ppl who are unsure of wat they want,

trying to pretend they're in love

Anne: "Why are they still together if they're always fighting"

James: because they're in a *relationship*

by 268Carrot June 19, 2021

relationship Kyle

A man named Kyle who claims he doesn’t do relationships but in reality he does. Side note usually chews with his mouth open and blames it on his jaw. Also probably one of the most ignorant people you can encounter.

Nigga you is a relationship Kyle.

by Slime’n nigga November 10, 2019