The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.
Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.
by jessesvvs November 23, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Jesse-also known as bear. The sexiest man alive. He is there for you when you need him, he gives the best hugs in the omniverse. He has thpurest heart that would bring smiles. He shows his love in many ways. Has an amazing voice that you could just feel the notes. He always gives the best advice, has the best hair. When he walks into a room everyone turns and smiles, loves the outdoors. Is the best person to be with at scary movies. Is a naturally talented actor. He loves the idea of a southern life. Loves the quote “thats what she said” has the biggest heart for everyone. Knows more than Miccah 10000%. Makes people fall in love. You cant go wrong with Jesses beady eyes. He is my bear and I love him so much so if you steal him from me i will cry.
by bunnybearr November 23, 2022
Get the Jessemug. Jesse’s are rhythmic horn dogs through and through. They love anal and don’t mind the smell of poo. Artistic and crafty they can paint a self portrait on your ass with their cob candy. If you know a Jesse give him a handy, you won’t regret it. So get on your knees and he’ll aim to please.
by KnowerOfAllThatIsKnown June 8, 2021
Get the Jessemug. One of the best person in this whole universe.... she's caring, pretty, nice and I love her and y'all will too !
She has a big heart, she's intelligent, she's honest, she's one of my favorite human ^^
BUT there's something that I don't like about her :
When she's sad/down, she always choose to "escape" from her friends for instance she decided to deactivate her ig....
I'm just saying that Jess-Y-ca should remember that she has friends today that care about her and that will always be there for her... Jess-Y-ca should not hesitate to talk with any of her friends.... Ik your previous friendships were not that great but bro, don't fight your problems alone cause they won't disappear like that.... let someone help you !
Voilà beach ILY <3
She has a big heart, she's intelligent, she's honest, she's one of my favorite human ^^
BUT there's something that I don't like about her :
When she's sad/down, she always choose to "escape" from her friends for instance she decided to deactivate her ig....
I'm just saying that Jess-Y-ca should remember that she has friends today that care about her and that will always be there for her... Jess-Y-ca should not hesitate to talk with any of her friends.... Ik your previous friendships were not that great but bro, don't fight your problems alone cause they won't disappear like that.... let someone help you !
Voilà beach ILY <3
by Banggggggh April 27, 2021
Get the Jess-Y-camug. jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
Get the jessemug. A guy who stinks like shit, sits on his ass all day and beats weak girls. Can commonly be found in hoods or trailer parks.
by Thejohnson May 1, 2023
Get the Jessmug. she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb
-jess is the best
by 85403w5964w5t4w November 22, 2021
Get the jessmug.