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grab a handful of second

The process of shifting your vehicle from 1st to 2nd gear, usually in a quick, violent fashion. The shift will most likely be followed by excessive tire spin.
"Those guys just jumped in their vette; you better grab a handful of second and get out of here!"
by michaelbolton1 August 26, 2009
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5 second rule

The '5 second rule' applies when food comes into contact with an object that is tainted. If it is removed from the tainted object in 5 seconds or less, then the food is considered safe for human consumption and eaten as if nothing happened. If it stays on the tainted object for more than 5 seconds then it is considered unfit for human consumption and is discarded.
I'll bet that fat kid eats the cookie he dropped on the floor even though the 5 second rule is up.
by Timothy Paul July 9, 2004
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30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are
"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.
by dan March 16, 2008
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5 second rule

When one accidently drops food, not held in a container or wrapper, on the ground. The rule states that if you pick it up within 5 seconds, it won't be contaminated. There is also a '10 second rule' variation. Unfortunately, both rules are urban legends -- The speed with which you can pick the food article back up has no bearing on whether it may receive germs.
Person A: "Crap, dropped a cookie."
Person B: "5 second rule!!"
Person A scrambles to pick up food article
by Ryan Thompson July 9, 2004
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Second Pussy

Second Pussy - The act of watching a dude fuck a pussy to completion, then fucking that same pussy.
I watched Ian fuck the Second Pussy after Dave had finished up. Immoral.
by LowFrequencyDeity June 18, 2019
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10 Seconds Flat

A common term of unknown origin, in which a person claims to be able to complete a task in 10.00 seconds. Existed long before the existance of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
You see that tree over there? I can run there and back in 10 seconds flat.
by Shiraga August 28, 2011
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Sloppy Floppy Seconds

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.
Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.
by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005
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