Doing a North Ferriby

Doing a North Ferriby is the classic case of money being pumped into a football club then the money drying up.

Which results in the team having back to back relegations or being liquidated.

'Have you seen Salford being pumped full of money by class of 92'

'its okay give it a few years and they will be doing a North Ferriby'

by Northferribyfan January 27, 2019

Doing a Juliet

Fingering a wall (typically a balcony wall) as a means of displaying sexual desire towards your love interest.
Often followed by sleeping with them and then killing yourself next to your love.

First seen in the 1968 romance film, Romeo and Juliet.

Girl 1: Are you into that Romeo guy?

Girl 2: No... where would you get that idea?

Girl 1: Because, whenever you see him you start Doing a Juliet... you’ve fingered a hole into your balcony wall.

by CbkTsuki February 12, 2019

Doing a ben

Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere

‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’

by Chrollosnipple March 17, 2019

Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

Doing a DJ

Having a poop

Sorry i missed your message i was doing a DJ

Phil took a selfie while doing a DJ

Al enjoys his time alone doing a DJ

by KON4LYFE May 30, 2019

Doing a Liz

agreeing to do a particular thing and not doing a single thing

We had a group assignment but it looks like she’s “doing a Liz”

by ESSLH June 4, 2019

Doing a Dean

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

by Cheshiret June 4, 2019