Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?

by Dugbur November 20, 2023

unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 17, 2019

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Unicorn

While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary

Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday”

by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025

Unicorn Horn

When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn

My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy

by Peewee76 May 6, 2022

Unicorn

A magical horse with a rainbow mane and a horn that walks on RAINBOOOWSSS <33333

" Mom i want to be an unicorn "
"Sure honey"

by Anonima999 April 17, 2017

Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019