max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018

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Max Ho

The word Max means he can run at a maximum speed of 1m per hour, this means he has spectacular speed. The word ho means he is good at associating with ho's, therefore, he is a person you would like to get with and ... :)

I really love to play with Max Ho because he can run and do fun things with me

by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019

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Max Dresens

Could bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the mvp of the 2021 10-0 wayland freshman team. That's right; undefeated

Wow, that Max Dresens sure is good at football. He's going D1 for sure! It would be a shame if he tore his labrum in his first game as a sophomore.

by FinnGan November 21, 2022

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max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

by MoJean December 13, 2019

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Max Keogh

A man with a slightly larger penis than Mark Fleming (that's not saying much). Max has a tendency to be suspicious like an imposter from the hit video game Amog Us.

"Im gone to the bathroom to sword fight Max Keogh"

by MC Flanagan September 15, 2022

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