jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.

twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022

Jesse

Gay friend sucking balls.

Sucking balls his passed time is. Jesse (Aka jester the melester)

by @ssSuckers2000 October 20, 2022

Jess

Poopy

Jess is poopy

by thatguy465 October 22, 2022

Jesse

Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.

friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh

by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022

Jess

Someone who is so sexy and hot 😍

“Whoa who’s that? She must be a Jess, meow 😻 “

by Hotfaggot April 28, 2022

Jess Branicki

The best person on the planet. (Also looks like hog rider)

Look, it's Jess Branicki

by Swishbishfish1234567890 May 4, 2022

Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022