A traveling salesman or sales representative that wines and dines clients in order to push whatever average or mundane product he is selling. He is usually named something like Mark, is the life of the party, puts everything in the corporate card, and speaks with a northeastern US or New England accent.
“Hey man, wanna catch the game somewhere tonight?”
“I would, but some Mark type got us court side seats at the game. He’s trying to sell us some new product, I don’t know.”
“I would, but some Mark type got us court side seats at the game. He’s trying to sell us some new product, I don’t know.”
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you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
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