Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012

keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

by chzug February 15, 2012

liquor lock

A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.

The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011

Shmeil Locks

The curlies that come down from the side of the Jews face in New York City and surrounding areas.

Do you have any jerricurl activator for my shmeil locks?

by Charles Lee Ray Xavier August 12, 2011

Lock and Load

When you drag your testicles down someone’s back and then insert the penis in the rectum

Hey man I’ve feeling horny, wanna try lock and load.

by Canny Wanny May 20, 2023

lock the hubs

"Lock the hubs" is motorist jargon for engaging four wheel drive. Older trucks & SUVs as well as some newer base model vehicles are equipped with manual locking hubs rather than automatic on the fly 4×4. Such vehicles require driver to park, shift transfer case in the cab to 4-HI or 4-LO AND go outside to turn dail on front wheel hubs to "LOCK" before proceeding. Some folks driving in irregular winter conditions will lock the hubs but stay in two wheel drive until they need 4×4. Running locked hubs with 2 wheel drive otherwise increases front tire wear.

Tyler: Hey Tom, I'm planning on going skiing today, how are the roads going up to the mountain?
Tom: Roads are a bit snowy & icy in places but if you lock the hubs, you should be fine!

by Leopold896 May 27, 2023