lunch head

Lunch head is a nickname for a baby/toddler that is so fuckig cute that you just want to eat their head for lunch.

C'mere lunch head, I'm going to eat you up! Num num num...

by dick smooth June 28, 2016

lunch break

your teacher and your librarian are having sex in the bathroom

teacher: lets go on a lunch break ;)
librarian: sure baby lets go

by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! May 8, 2018

Pilots lunch

The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.

Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.

by InvertedAv8r August 7, 2021

Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013

Lunch Break

Going number 1 & 2 on another while they go number 1 & 2 on the toilet. Take your lunch break at home.

She asked if I wanted to take a lunch break at home.

by Wtfduude November 29, 2022

lunch-bomb

informal

verb

1. to disrupt or ruin an individual's or group's lunch (typically at a restaurant) by making an unexpected appearance and prolonged conversation

2. to join an individual's or group's lunch as a last-minute, uninvited guest that disrupts or ruins the lunch's original planned intent (such as a personal or work related matter that can no longer be discussed due to the uninvited guest's attendance)

noun

1. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected appearance and unwanted conversation by another individual or group, usually a person that one of the lunch attendees knows in another context (ex. a work related lunch that is disrupted by an old college friend)

2. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected attendee

Sally lunch-bombed George and I today when we planned to talk about the most recent proposal.

by DB77 August 15, 2016

Lunch Monkey

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.

Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!

by ZahaK August 7, 2021