Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

Blue Lock Project

The best thing the FUCKING world bro.

I'm going to play Blue Lock Project instead of showering!!!

by BINGLETONJR November 11, 2025

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or get slapped

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

CAPS LOCK

It's when you accidentally slam your keyboard when you die in Fortnite.

I JUST WENT FULL CAPS LOCK BRO HE WAS AT 1 HP HOW DID I FRICKIN' NOT KILL HIM?

by Ben is smaart May 16, 2022

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

Lock

To fight.

You trynna lock?

by kid03 November 29, 2018