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Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
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girl funny

Girl funny is a light-hearted term used to describe a particular sense of humor characterized by wit, charm, and a playful approach to everyday situations. It often involves clever wordplay, humorous observations, or a comedic spin on common experiences. While the term includes "girl" in its name, it's important to note that humor is subjective and not limited by gender. "Girl funny" embraces a style of humor that resonates with a broad audience, showcasing the creativity and levity found in everyday life.
Girl funny" may debatably be likened to the female equivalent of Yogi-isms or Yogi Berra’s “aphorisms.”
by gregoreo23 November 13, 2023
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 3, 2018
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camp funny

Camp funny is if camping became funny. Camp funny isn't just a word it is a life style.
That was so camp funny it made me touch grass.
by theguywhogoes October 19, 2022
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Mad funny

Mad funny literally means mad funny
Friend: “Did you hear that kid got eaten by a pitbull”
Me: “Nah, but that’s mad funny”
Doctor: “sorry sir/ma’am you have stage four cancer”
Me: “Mad funny”
by Macixj/instagram November 16, 2022
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funny trees

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol
by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019
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Funny

Something that you aren't
Example of someone who is funny: ME
Example of someone who isn't funny: YOU
by Owneow May 18, 2021
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