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DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!
by Sophs cat May 2, 2023
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an Englishman's diet

Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.
Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet
by EthanCannot July 23, 2023
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the english goodbye

Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"
Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate
by EMFan August 22, 2023
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Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023
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Big English

A genuine big gentleman who says what he wants without thinking , can easily insult and piss off feefee big time
by Big mark g October 10, 2023
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Full English

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.
He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?
by Cheeerio December 24, 2023
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The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.
Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.
by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024
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