Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

ghost donut the whip

Much like "ghost ride the whip" but while doing donuts. You set a brick on the accelerator, turn the wheel, and sit on the roof of the car while onlookers fantasize doing kinky-spinny-shit to you.

Mary-Anne: Wow, I've never seen anybody ghost donut the whip before!
Jane: Yea, I'm totally giving him my number when he's done throwing up.

by Blondie Stratcreek February 25, 2023

diabetic donut

when you eat someones ass out and they have diabetes

yeah i totally do-nutted when i found out she had diabetes. i gave her a diabetic donut

by mushroomlady March 16, 2023

Powdered donut

When someone puts cocaine around the rim of their asshole

“My asshole is tingling”
“Dude did you just have a powdered donut”

by Donut powder May 8, 2023

Steakhouse Donut

Slang for the hole of a thick ass.

This saddle is going up my steakhouse donut.

by Chase Films Productions May 19, 2023

rookie donut

Powdered donuts are called rookie donuts by the police. Vetran officers know better not to eat them precise the powder gets all over their dark blue uniform.

I went to the donut shop with my new partner. He got a powdered donut and fucked up his uniform. We all laughed at him for eating a rookie donut. Typical rookie move.

by Set Berzerker August 14, 2024

Used Donut

The donuts you procure from a royal farms location

Bill: Hey, can you pick me up a donut from royal farms?
Tristan: Ew, why do you want those used donuts?
Bill: What? What the fuck is a used donut?

by KuntKrusher69 August 29, 2024