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Double Serve

Being served by the lunchroom lady at the same time she's fixing your lunch. One of the rarest occurrences in Servdom.
Lunchroom Lady: "What do you want with your chicken, Ponch?"

Nicole: "Dude, the lunchroom lady just called you Ponch, cause she thinks you look like Erik Estrada."

Mikey: "OMG! I've just been Double Served."
by Acedaddyyo May 21, 2010
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dick double

Using another persons dick or sex toy when having sex.
Having a dick double is about the same as having a stunt double.

(guy#1) dude i think i would totally screw that chick,she's hot!
(guy#2) yea right,but she's nasty man. seriously i wouldn't fuck her with your dick or let my dick double touch that!!
by Jaz D3 April 21, 2009
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double falcon

A Double Falcon is One in the Pink One in the stink!! Need I say more
A Double Falcon is When a woman takes on two guys and has one penis in her vagina and one in her asshole
by JamesP June 11, 2006
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double melt

1. A kind of burger with two kinds of cheese melted over the burger patty.
2. Two different guys cum into a girl's mouth, on her tongue, with one wad of cum landing on the other, hence the two "melt" into one another and over the edges of the girl's tongue.
Larry and Steve planted a double melt into Carla's mouth. OR:
"Triple X Blowjobs" featured an awesome double melt scene.
by Schnozta January 15, 2007
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Double spiff

Used in sales environments to give the associates extra incentives. Double spiffs are usually given out at the end of a month, quarter or year and sometimes special occasions.
Jason: Dude---I wrote 8 deals today!!!
Yamilin: Sweet---You got some serious double spiffs as today is the last day of March.
Jason: I hope none of them cancel.
Yamilin: Don't jinx it. They will stick.
by Jason ERP October 11, 2007
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cottage doubles

When a girl has her period AND a yeast infection.
"Last night I ate four different cottage doubles. Dude it was tasty!"
by hc2995 April 11, 2009
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double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.
Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)
by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009
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