A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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1) People suggest for you to do something completely retarded.
2) You don't really believe what someone has said.
3) Someone says something stupid that makes no sense.
4) Someone is making fun of you.
Also can be used frequently with cool thing. The phrase becomes really effective if you use hand motions to interpret it. The most common one is moving your hand in a roller coaster fashion: Move it slowly up like you are climbing the first hill on a coaster for the first two words, and draw them out saying them in a high pitched voice....Yeah Maaaaaaaaaaannnn....Then for the next word, still in a high pitched voice, act like you are at the top of the hill and stop for a second....Yooouuuu(Pause)....Then plummet down the hill with the last word saying it real fast and in a deep voice....Right....And thus you have the hand motions.
1) People suggest for you to do something completely retarded.
2) You don't really believe what someone has said.
3) Someone says something stupid that makes no sense.
4) Someone is making fun of you.
Also can be used frequently with cool thing. The phrase becomes really effective if you use hand motions to interpret it. The most common one is moving your hand in a roller coaster fashion: Move it slowly up like you are climbing the first hill on a coaster for the first two words, and draw them out saying them in a high pitched voice....Yeah Maaaaaaaaaaannnn....Then for the next word, still in a high pitched voice, act like you are at the top of the hill and stop for a second....Yooouuuu(Pause)....Then plummet down the hill with the last word saying it real fast and in a deep voice....Right....And thus you have the hand motions.
Friend: "Why don't you go play in the street?"
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
Friend: "My uncle is the King of an African country, and he has twenty pet lions."
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
Friend: "Your face is so ugly, it looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
Friend: "My uncle is the King of an African country, and he has twenty pet lions."
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
Friend: "Your face is so ugly, it looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
You: "Yeah Man You Right!"
by BadPig0689 November 8, 2008
Get the Yeah Man You Right! mug."Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?
How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
by ZimMan2 January 9, 2010
Get the Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow? mug.Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!
And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!
And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀
by taromybobatea August 3, 2022
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Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})
I hope I have enlightened you
Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})
I hope I have enlightened you
Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha
by Jack De October 8, 2008
Get the Spider-Man mobile mug.in a violent fit of sexual tension, usually after breaking up with ones girlfriend/slam piece, one will tug his meat to his hearts delight, or until his anger is calmed.
i was so pissed when my main bitch broke up with me that i was forced to begin slamming the man flesh as soon as i got home.
by Butthole Mcgee April 21, 2008
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