The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.
Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.
I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.
Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!
AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.
I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.
Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!
AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!
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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?
Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!
Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?
Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!
Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023
Get the beacon high schoolmug. Calabar High School is a society of men that are very intelligent, Unfortunately ppl love fi gi dem bad name boh dem gi bun and all, They are loyal men that left bun stage in the past and think that its childish,so if your a girl. Deh wid a bar man🤙
Girl: which schl uh guh?
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again
by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023
Get the Calabar High Schoolmug. Pine Creek High School is the place where you learn that the only reason people live in Colorado is to smoke and fuck with bitches who are at best a 6.5/10. Don't try to leave the lunch room or else that short dean lady will beat the shit out of you, she thinks she is some sort of god, when in reality she cant even reach the top bookshelf cause of how short she is. Oh and by the way, who even goes to the library? that's some wack stuff right there, like you think i'm gonna read about some shit that happened 2000 years ago. How true even is half of that stuff? How can all of the religious books all be in the non fiction section at the same time? Islam alone says that "there is no god but allah." Cornell notes are a staple for the majority of students here, if decide to go through World History then good luck, you'll have a G for a teacher but expect Cornell notes to be your life for the next year now. I hope your children are doing well.
Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.
Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.
by AidenRileyWilson May 16, 2022
Get the Pine Creek High Schoolmug. One time I was high-jacking on a plane.
by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020
Get the High-jackingmug. His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.
by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024
Get the High school bitchmug. When you’re in your own head thinking super deep thoughts while being smacked. You’re just thinking on another level now when you’re this high.
by Meeks Mill January 18, 2022
Get the 3 highmug. Pine tree jr fucking high the school where everyone thinks there hard with a 95% bloods and 5% wannabe ass cryps and hella fake hoes and ask any bitch for nudes you’ll get them trust me and don’t get me started on everyone who always tryna fight when they get home they some good kids no cussing no nothing
by Drxkko February 24, 2019
Get the Pine tree jr highmug.