feeding a troll

When you fail to see someone is trolling and you are like : I am gonna come back at this guy with some logical argument and he's gonna see the errors of his ways and walk away from the situation.

How could you have been so stupid?

Throwing logic at a troll is like throwing a piece of sausage at a tank. Wasted effort. And plus, you lost a sausage. You could have made a moderately yummy sandwich with that sausage and now you have nothing for lunch. Yup. That's what you get from feeding a troll.

by Dunder Ball January 12, 2015

Troll Sodomizer

Someone, usually a member of an online forum, who trolls the trolls in order to run them off the infested website/forum and keep the place clean.

- Dayumn this place is unbearable! You can't have a mature discussion anymore.
- You are right, we are desperately in need of a Troll Sodomizer!

by Mas Swagengen October 18, 2011

Video Troll

A video troll is one who feels the need to video record every mildly interesting events in hopes that by uploading it to the internet, they would get an emotional response.

Don't raise your voice in this restaurant, the video trolls are already pulling out their cell phones.

by SomeFunkyDude July 22, 2010

Troll toes

Not clipping your toenails for an extended period of time (this applies specifically to men) so that they become long, pointy and troll-like in appearance.

David: Hey, how come you're clipping your toenails, don't you think that's kind of femenine?

Adam: I'm cutting them not clipping them, and no it's not femenine it's just hygenic and taking care of your appearance. Besides I'd rather clip them than end up with "Troll Toes" like yours.

by Tardy Hardy June 1, 2010

hookup troll

Someone who takes advantage of another who is naive sexually, usually meeting online first, then in real life.

That 40 year old cougar is a hookup troll, she met her 18 year old boyfriend online.

by Ultimus Magus March 15, 2022

roll troll

A person who leaves just enough toilet paper on the roll so that they don't have to change it (i.e. just a square), but it's never even close to being enough for the next person to use.

Yo, who's the roll troll? Can someone bring me another roll of TP?

by Allie85 March 8, 2011

Unintentional troll

He has a good heart. No evil bone in him. But he is a huge time waster. He is the unintentional troll.

Albert just spent whole evening telling us how to get rich. But he happens to be broke. What a time waster. His intentions are pure. He doesn't have an evil bone in him. But he is also an unintentional troll.

by ValPejic December 16, 2019