no-good piece of crap

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.
"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"
by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016
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Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.
Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.
I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.
by Tooftreef September 17, 2023
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 30, 2021
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crap canning

We have been crap canning in DRG all night
by unpopeular November 28, 2020
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Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
by Oshra October 14, 2018
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Bull crap

by Osjdjv January 25, 2021
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