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couch skiing

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.
Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.
by Lilly Rowell September 29, 2007
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skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.
I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!
by Super Man222 June 26, 2008
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foreskin skittles

The act of hoarding skittles in foreskin of penis in order to erupt a taste of flavor once penis is erect during the act of falatio.
"She didn't want to go down on me until I mentioned I had foreskin skittles."
by The degenerates March 2, 2008
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Gator Skin Balls

They are the most fearsome dodgeball squadren ever assmbled by mankind. There throws are equal to the power of 17 atomic bombs, and they are able to dodge 100 bullets at the same time. They often leave their opponets bloody and missing several limbs. They have no mercy for woman, children, firemen, or ex-Marines, and if the Gods themselves came down to play dodgeball, the Gator Skin Balls would be victorious.
Loser1: "Dude i hope were not playing the Gator Skin Balls tonight, i just got all of my limbs reattached".
Loser2: "I hear that"
by Captain Dave March 2, 2005
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olive skinned

a skin complexion often had by italians, greeks, and hispanics. it is yellowish, and a very pretty color.
by samii June 23, 2006
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skittee

The act of being insane. Anything that resembles or acts like
a crazy, rabid man-gorilla. It can also be an interjection when in anger. A warning before attack. Also known as a mating call. AN INCOHERENT RESPONCE
Man:" Have you finished your homework?"
Other Man:"SKITTEE!!!!!!!!!"
by Cory33 May 6, 2007
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skinooch

Derivative of the word "scoach" or "skoach". meaning a little bit or slightly.
Bro, can you move over just a skinooch?
by T DAN December 28, 2007
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