playing center

The act of a man receiving anal sex while bent over in doggy style or standing up. The term comes from the American Football position "Center", who's task is, amongst other things, to bend over in front of the usually larger quarter back and hike him the ball.

I think that dude Kelsey might like playing center, because he makes my gaydar go crazy every time he walks into the room.

by Vic Punk March 22, 2008

Playing Hicky

Staying home from class, school, or any event for the sole purpose of hiding a hicky on your neck. A parody of the phrase "playing hooky" in which one skips a day of school, usually for recreational purposes.

Why isn't John in class today?
He has a huge red mark on his neck that he didn't want anyone to see, so he's playing hicky.

by UrbanChicktionary April 3, 2009

playing pigeon

the art of hanging ones bare buttocks over a ledge or balcony or out of a window with the intention to hit a passer by with his/her bowel movement/excrement.

i managed to hit a family of four the other day while playing pigeon, quad-ripple scored the match for the four direct hits in one movement.

by bravoe sharp January 11, 2016

Play up

Like when you play up to the mentors ego.

The mentor sure does have a big ego, I think ill play up to it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014

playing the ukulele

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

by WackyRoccoTaco January 27, 2014

Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

by DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE June 12, 2008