Maya the peanut

Maya the peanut is a young K-pop idol that has over “981 million” views on her first song “Maya the peanut went to the beach” her fandom name is peanuts, she is 15 years old and is born on 3/14/2007. She is currently dating niki from Enhypen, Niki’s brother in law (aka maya’s brother) is named tarek, he is not a K-pop idol though he is cut out to be one and he is amazing at dancing.

Niki: Maya the peanut is so hot 🥵🥵

by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

Peanut

It is a Jake who likes sucking NUTS

Oi look over there that’s peanut

by USUjwna8 January 10, 2019

Peanut butter

You use peanut butter to get pleasure by putting it on your penis/ vaginalarea and let your cat or dog lick/suck it off :) good luck out there

Peanut butter

by fionalmao September 20, 2019

CH Peanut & Zentify1x

The worst Fortnite player in the history of Fortnite. He is so fucking terrible. He is just the worst. His mom can't pay rent, he doesn't have a mattress, his sister is ugly, did I mention it. HE'S ALSO ASS AT FORTNITE, THE WORST IN THE FUCKING WORLD. he is just so god damn terrible, he is the definition of a sellout. He's just a fucking dumb ass. DONT GET ME STARTED ON ZENTIFY1x, He is a wannabe Xyon1x, always on his dick. plus he has a shitty mic and a shitty pc. bro has a library computer PC

Law," Peanut and zentify, ur so ass"
Xyon," faxx, yall selling, get fucking better"

CH Peanut & Zentify1x are so ass

by Buggyflower88 December 7, 2021

Peanut

scp 173

madboy9123: oh my god fricking peanut killed me again

by robloxsucki May 28, 2019