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Mean cream

Dang man I mean creamed like 4 times last night
by Millie wop June 21, 2018
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Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!
You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.
by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023
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The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023
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Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
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Mean business

To be completely serious about something.
Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
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Mean Girl

(noun)
a person, usually female, who is mean in a very dog-whistly way. also openly talks about you to her friends who she deems much "better" and "subtly" makes fun of you; no matter what your response is, it will be deemed laughable
"i think i met a mean girl yesterday, but i'm not sure if she was actually mean"
- "girl, if you're questioning it but still hurt, it's 100% a mean girl."
by horrible_person February 5, 2025
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