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Lauren

Well, she/he can be very good with his kids at school with his dad in a good night he said it is very very well worth it and I am not sure what to say to her and her husband she said that the school was a little too much for the price of a low volume volume is a bit too much for money.
Lauren is such a Lauren.
by #2 Shrek Daddy February 11, 2020
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Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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Lauren

Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"
by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
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Lauren

Lauren is the most magical human I know. She brightens my day in each and every way. Lauren is very beautiful and everyone would be lucky to have a Lauren in their life. She's a very multi-dimensional person and I seem to find out more and more about her each day. I love Lauren so much and it will deeply affect me if I were to lose her. Lauren is exceptionally smart and has the kindest soul.
Omg is that the greatest person of all time?
Yes it's Lauren!!
by fihaedhsflaskojfdosajfl March 8, 2022
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Laurens

A Laurens is a boy everybody is in love with. So cool, so genuine and most of all: extremely sexy!!
If you're seeking a person who knows his share of funny choreographies, look nof further!
Laurens is your man, your savior and the loveliest human alive.

Jeej for Laurens!
Girl: I will never find a Laurens for myself. I will therefore be unhappy for the rest of my life.
by Chantypanty December 9, 2020
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Lauren And Lisa

these people are the absolute best couple ever and everybody loves them together. they are so both SWEETEST PEOPLE EVER, are both so pretty, and are both amazing!! They are both Minecraft gods and will beat you if you kill their Minecraft pets. They are the best couple.
That amazing couple on tv reminds me of Lauren and Lisa!!!!
by djsjskakakadb October 22, 2019
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lauren allen

Lauren is the girl everyone needs as a friend. She’s supportive when you need her to be supportive but gives you space when you need to clear your mind. The kindest soul. 10/10 best sarcastic comments in history.
by Stella615 February 15, 2019
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