doing a GF

To post a photo of your newly-acquired love interest on the internet, usually in a forum, and then sit back and watch as everyone posts various photoshopped images of them in various states of weirdness and/or tears into your certainly-doomed relationship with such venom that you will slowly feel a new rectum being formed on your person.

Named after the legend that is Gamerfreak.

"Pixplz?"
"I'm not doing a GF just yet!"

by Ekona October 30, 2008

doing roots

To put a curse on someone. To cause a person supernatural harm or bad luck.

"... but a story goes round that a woman tried to run Mollie Moon off of that property of her'n 'cause she be doing roots, but Mollie offered to smooth over ..." from Love Potion by Gerri Brooks

"My wife was doing roots on me after she found I had been with that girl."

by zvacs April 27, 2008

do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007

do a prendy

To hookup with randoms @ a party..named after a guy called Prendy who a guy well known for this!!

Tonight im gonna do a prendy

by £óZzißåbË August 27, 2005

da doing doing doing

the vocal callings of guys describing this guys penis one time, the way it was so big it swayed

yo man, did you see jacks thing man?" "word dawg, da doing doing doing....

by snickle-fritts November 15, 2010

dicky do

When you are sooooo fuckin fat that your unhumanely large stomach hangs far over your dick, which causes you to not be able to see it!!!!

hey man, how am i supposed to suck yo dick, when you got a dicky do? I aint bouts ta hold all dat jelly up!

by 50 cent butt slut May 16, 2005

doing homework

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.

Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.

by ja1ck October 17, 2011