The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"

The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"

by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022

Discord Moderator

A Fatty Fat Fuckin Fat Pedophile who moderates discord servers

Discord Moderator : I heard you're 14 ;)

Catfisher with anime profile pic : uwu, im totally a female.

by Ant Guy May 18, 2023

Discord Bot Manager Day

December the 11th is Discord Bot Manager Day.
On this date all Discord Bot Managers are allowed to permanent ban all people for the month so that they can have a nice nice and relaxed month of no spams in DM's about broken discord bots.

Man, Discord Bot Manager Day is in a few days and I cant wait to ban everyone for a month!

by DiscordBotManager December 9, 2020

Hottest bitch on discord

The hottest bitch on discord is ally AKA bakuhoe AKA bunny

Omfg bunny is so hot

Obviously she's the hottest bitch on discord

by Bunny'shoe October 7, 2020

Discord

this is a app where you meet little gremlins looking for kittens to spoil with money they come in many sizes and packages some with nitro some with money at the end of the day its free

Adam; Hello Kitten, how are you on this fine Discord day
Girl 1, Morning uwu wheres my money uwu
Adam; What money im here for the feet pics

girl 2; uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu ahhhhhhh Discord

by SexyAdam123 July 9, 2021

Discord

An app that allows you to communicate with people, mostly used in the gaming community. Also a way for 40 year old men to contact little kids.

Person 1: Dude, you should get discord.
Person 2: Why, what is it?
Person 1: It lets us communicate online.

by SleepyDog1 December 30, 2021

discord user tayler

he is tayler swift irl. when u refer to him youll be like "YOOOO IS THAT TAYLER SWIFT?" and xe'll be like "FUCK YEAAAHHHH!" and sing u bad blood

you: DUDE IS THAT TAYLER SWIFT? (THE DISCORD USER TAYLER)

tayler: LOOOOLL YEAH IT IS. ULL NEVER BE ME LOOOL

you: WTF

tayler: 'Cause baby now we got bad blood

taylers friends: wow. he is so cool. holy shit.

by tordpie idk September 17, 2021