by funwithpun August 10, 2012
Get the Zeus Deuce mug.Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.
by Pins Mcgee December 22, 2013
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When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
by Hey Jack August 8, 2014
Get the Ill Deuce mug.After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.
by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015
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by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016
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by consuelatyrena May 23, 2016
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by longrider700 May 20, 2016
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