A thrown dessert item, usually a mint-chocolate patty, hits a male in the genital area hard enough to cause the recipient of the throw to double over in pain.
We were watching a movie, and then he just yorked his friend! Right in the patties! It looked really painful...he couldn't stand up straight for five minutes.
by Docholmes31 March 24, 2013
Verb: to be 'yorked'
To be absolutely mentally bamboozled and destroyed all while being emotionally and spiritually annihilated.
Have you been 'yorked'?
This term represents anyone who has put in a substantial amount of effort into something, or has a certain expectation of a way that things are supposed to go based on instructions or previous experience BUT was completely and utterly let down to an unimaginable degree.
To be absolutely mentally bamboozled and destroyed all while being emotionally and spiritually annihilated.
Have you been 'yorked'?
This term represents anyone who has put in a substantial amount of effort into something, or has a certain expectation of a way that things are supposed to go based on instructions or previous experience BUT was completely and utterly let down to an unimaginable degree.
Friend 1: My course just got removed from the dashboard right before my 40% final. Admin isn't responding to emails.
Friend 2: What are you even paying tuition for?
Friend 1: I honestly don't know. I've just been yorked so hard.
Friend 2: What are you even paying tuition for?
Friend 1: I honestly don't know. I've just been yorked so hard.
by dinosaursarejellyfish February 08, 2021
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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025
When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”
by Buffy Boston October 23, 2018
The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.
by marauder211 July 27, 2024
That guy is a New York Ranger
by Screwtherangers420 June 02, 2024