Text Men

Text Men is a series of 4 main characters, Favreau, Ontario, Humble David and Winchester Jason.
Famous jokes: Boosy, chit boner, badussy, banker cheese, bortnite, bababooey and mjchans life. mjchan is a unusual species of human. some would say hes sped.

text men loves snap chant

by jujay777 September 2, 2021

geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

by J Farrar April 25, 2015

Text Binging

Text binging is the act of sending multiple amounts of hostile text messages to one recipient within a very short period of time in order for the recipient to assume you have issues of codependency and paranoia. This is frequently used when you want a person to break up with you or to assume you are insane.

Ex: Text Binging

12:00PM - "hey jack, where are you?"

12:02 PM : "hey are you ignoring me, its been 2 minutes and 3 seconds?"

12:03 PM : "Answer your phone. I'm calling you and need you right now!"

12:04 PM "Was it something I did?"

12:05 PM "Honestly I did nothing wrong, our friendship is over!"
12:05 PM - "I'm sorry, I take it back. Can we be friends again?"

12:06 PM "I hope we can be friends forever, lolz.

12:07 PM - I like golf, I heard you have golf clubs.

12:08 PM - "Do you want to play sometime?

12:09 PM "Fine, we can do something else.

12:10 PM :I like cats, here is a picture . Mrow, They are snuggly."

12:11 PM: Do you want me to send you another one?

by TrishtheSFdish October 29, 2011

columbo text

Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.

Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text

by visualsquid August 20, 2012

Texting stutter

Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .

Are you having a little texting stutter ?

by RMFS74 October 9, 2016

Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

shotgun texting

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"

Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.

by cdpage January 7, 2012