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Jesse Lees

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Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute
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Jesse

Gym-bro who has major ego problems and can listen to himself talk for hours. He will constantly insult you about any and everything and use mind games to get what he wants. He will never say anything nice unprovoked. At the end of the day he thinks getting deep inside your head is somehow his way of "knowing you" when he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word "about" right. HUGE GASLIGHTER. fails at being manipulative.
friend; omg Jesse is so hot

me; no, he literally told me to throw up dinner for the next 3 months

friend; oh
by jessewilldiein42days April 24, 2022
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Jess

Someone who is so sexy and hot 😍
Whoa who’s that? She must be a Jess, meow 😻 “
by Hotfaggot April 28, 2022
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Jess Branicki

Look, it's Jess Branicki
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Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.
I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess
by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022
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jesse

a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.
girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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