Party Jess

Somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop.

Look out - we've got a Party Jess over in the corner.

by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016

Jesse tholen

hes gay

Jesse tholen is gay

by The real lord chungus February 7, 2019

Jesseing

The act of petting someone (especially Jesse) on the head

Jesseing amogus susy grimace shake silly billy play hollow knight nerd :3

by thepandamonium September 29, 2023

jess mercer

A young, sometimes small, girl who has bright blue/grey/gray eyes and short black hair. She is a person who is very popular and well known in her school. Jess Mercer is always up for an adventure and prepared for anything. If you ever find yourself a Jess Mercer then make sure you are extremely kind to her to gain the exact same respect as you would want!

Person 1: Wow! Who is that? She is super cute!
Person 2: That's Jess Mercer! How can you not know?! She is really brave and is very well known!

by Malcom shybatt January 11, 2020

Jess

The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.

Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?

Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.

by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020

Jess Effect

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation

Oh no she's got the Jess effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025